The Looking for Love Award Winners (amazingly funny but true)

These are funny (but totally real) responses I gathered while doing research for my latest book, the Everything Dating Book 2nd Edition (Adams Media, 2005). For more info on the book, please visit my web site http://www.advicesisters.net or your favorite bookstore! Here are the top "winners" in their categories, ha, ha. *I have edited out identifying material out of consideration for the posters, but they are absolutely 100% genuine posts! Can you believe these????

(The spelling bee champ): I would like to meet a kind thoughtful woman who has a sense of humor. I want a person who can seperate the forest from the trees. I also want to meet someone who likes sports and is not afarid to sweat on a baketball or tennis court.

(the toot-my-own-horn award winner): I can be a lot of fun when I am not being boring. I'm just a single guy looking for a woman that hasn't been abused and isn't into tough guys. I'm not a muscle-head- chocolate is my friend- I just maintain what I have 2 or three times a week.

(the "you're never too old" award winner) I like a gril ew talk thng over. I hope we had same religion. I would you will send a pictuer of you. I will send email to. *this guy says he is 94 (could he have meant he is actually "nine?") but I'll cut him some slack for either being a bit illiterate, or not being able to type well on a computer

(The curmudgeon of the year, award winner): About Me no i'm happy First Date Movies is a no. Possibly a dinner out at a nice resturant or just sit and talk at Starbucks is also nice.