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Monday, April 30, 2007

Spammers Killed our Message Boards

A NOTICE ABOUT THE ADVICE SISTERS FORUMS AREA:

OUR MESSAGE BOARDS/FORUMS: On Friday, April 27th, some spammers posted more than 50 messages, many containing pornographic photos, to our message boards. In attempting to remove them, The Advice Sisters crashed (and then were forced to delete) the current bulletin board system. In the two years we've provided our readers this service, we gathered more than 3,500 subscribers from all around the world. As an alternative, I am trying a new message board system at: http://advicesisters.net/simplemachinesforum/index.php

Feel free to join this board, and bookmark it for future reference. Your patience is requested until we can update all our navigation bars on the Advice Sister web site and configure new features on this new board. If this new board functions well and our readers like it, we keep this new system. However, that means if you were a former subscriber, you will need to re-subscribe. Please do so, now. You can also connect with the Advice Sisters on the Advice Sisters Relationships area on Yahoo!Groups at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/advicesisterssinglesclub/ . Thanks for your patience and your continued support!!


all the best,

Alison Blackman Dunham aka. Advice Sister Alison

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Friday, April 27, 2007

Looking For A Great Mother's Day Gift? (and Advice Sisters news)

Our latest What Works Beauty, Cosmetics & Fashion review column is up at http://www.advicesisters.net/whatworkscol3.html

If you're looking for a great gift for a special Mom, this Mother's Day, we are featuring tons of great gift ideas for moms for all budgets and interests. Check out our mini-article that helps you select the perfect fragrance for yourself, or someone else, and look for our first-ever reviews of "intimate" items.

As in every monthly What Works column,we also have reviews of items for men and women from home scents to cosmetics, hair, skin, body, nails, fragrance...and more! Find the newest and greatest Spring products, with a handy buying guide right on the bottom of the column. Don't forget to check the "What Works Archives" for thousands of reviews of products at: http://www.advicesisters.net/WWarchives/wwarcindex.html


Our FORUMS/Bulletin Boards have gotten a make-over. Actually, an overzealous spammer crashed it, but we're back in business. Check them out at: http://advicesisters.net/phpbb2/index.php Sign up and participate...I created this area, for you.

Those who are subscribers to the Advice Sisters bi-monthly Enews have already received their bulletins to their in-boxes. Where's yours? The Enews is a free newsletter that provides news about the Advice Sisters, reports on events, style, travel, and entertainment, tips from experts, news of contests and other Advice Sisters events, and even book reviews. Subscribe to the Enews!

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Where does the time go?

It has been two weeks since I posted anything. Actually, I got a really hideous cold and was feeling so bad, I couldn't focus on the computer or anything else. Then, I went to Los Angeles to see Guitar Shorty play a concert at Harvelle's, and got a chance to see my Aunt and my cousin, Jon Krampner (He is also an author, who has written two books on relatively obsure people in the movie biz). We also stopped in Las Vegas for a few days, and I had a chance to experience Social House at Treasure Island on the strip. I'll be writing much more about it in the future, but if you're ever in Vegas, Social House is THE place to go. The food is superb, the atmosphere, chic and energetic, and Tangerine, the downstairs nightclub, will make you feel like a star. No wonder celebrities like Paris and Nikcy Hilton, and Nick Lachey (and his love of the moment) call it a "fave" place to party.

The minute I got home, I got yet another "cold." Actually, it's bronchitis. I can't talk, and I'm not able to concentrate on anything for more than a nanosecond. Alas, the days of April are ticking away.

But I promise to be back at my computer with more productivity starting next week. Also, the Advice Sisters MAY (Mother's Day) What Works Beauty, Cosmetics & Fashion review column http://www.advicesisters.net/whatworkscol3.html will be up May first. This column has two firsts: a "bonus" mini-article about how to choose scent for yourself, or someone else, and it's also the first time we've included "intimate" items in the column. Do check it out May first, and let us know what you think?

There will be a new Enews coming about next week as well, featuring tons of reviews. If you don't have a copy coming to your in-box, get yours by subscription (it's free):

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Need a laugh? Computer ILLitteracy should help

Hi all:

I've been feeling a bit under the weather the past week. There's nothing like feeling terrible, to remind you of what really counts (and what doesn't).

With that in mind, a friend sent me a list of already in the public domain "computer-related" jokes. I don't know how many of these are really true stories, but they're funny, anyway. At least they got me smiling. I hope they do the same for you.


Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello.. I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Tradition

Last night, Jews around the world celebrated the beginning of Passover. It's an important holiday. It lasts for eight days, and commemorates the freedom and exodus of the Israelites (back then, they were Jewish slaves) from Egypt during the reign of the Pharaoh Ramses II. I don't really understasnd the Jewish calender very well, other than to say that the dates for specific holidays do not always remain constant. Passover begins on the 15th day of the Jewish month of Nissan, but the day and date changes every year as the calender does. This year, the final night of Passover 2007 will be April 10th. During this time, observant Jews do not eat bread and leavened bread products. Families gather together for lavish meals with traditional foods called Seders. The purpose of the Seder is to re-tell the story of Passover through the reading of a special book, the Haggadah (in our house, courtesy of Maxwell House, but there are infinite versions).

Every family seems to have it's own special customs regarding the Seder. A friend on mine insists that it isn't a Seder without the singing of the Star Spangled Banner, for example (but obviously, there wasn't a United States back at the time of Pharoah Ramses II). Another family member re-wrote the Haggadah to reflect his own views. and yet another is using a gender-neutral version to honor the many gay friends who will be in attendance.

From my point of view, it doesn't really matter whether or not you are religious or scrupulously stick to the tenents of the holiday. What matters is that Jews have endured hardships throughout their long history, and never want to forget who they are. The actual story (truncated) is as follows:

In ancient Egypt, Pharaoh Ramses II ruled. One of his friends and advisers was Moses, who (long story short) had been brought up in the royal household, but Moses was a Hebrew, not an Egyptian. The Jewish people were slaves under Ramses II. One day Moses saw an Egyptian taskmaster beating a Hebrew slave, and killed the Egyptian in his anger. He then had to flee and live for many years as a shepherd. The story goes into a lot of stuff about a burning bush and Moses receiving the 10 commandments and so forth, but what's most important (I think) is that Moses tried to get Pharaoh to free the Jewish slaves. Of course, the Pharaoh refused. Since Pharoh wouldn't let Moses's people go, 10 horrible plagues sent down to Egypt: Blood, Frogs, Lice, Beasts, Cattle Disease, Boils, Hail, Locusts, Darkness, and Slaying of the Firstborn.

Where it gets really significant is that the name Passover comes from this last plauge, the Plague of Slaying the Firstborn. The Angel of Death "passed over" the homes of the Jews who knew to put the blood of a lamb on their doors. After this plauge, Ramses finally agreed to let the Jewish slaves leave Egypt. They had to gather their things so quickly, they didn't have time for their bread to rise. They had to bake it as it was, and that's why Jewish people eat matzah during Passover.

But you know that's not the end of the story: if you've watched the cheesy but classic movie version, you know that as the Jews were fleeing, Pharaoh changed his mind, and sent his army after the Jews, anyway. Moses saved his people by parting the red sea for the Jews to cross, and as soon as they were safely to the other side, the waters closed on the soldiers, drowning them all. The Jewish people were finally, free.

But not really. I'm not going to go into all the awful, oppressive acts that have been foistered not just on Jews, but on other people, by heartless, uncivilized people throughout the rest of history. Will we ever learn to live together in peace, quality and harmony? I'd like to think so, but, sadnly, it doesn't look so likely (at least not at this time in history) from where I sit in front of my computer, today.

In truth, as a child I never enjoyed Passover. There were always family dynamics, and although we didn't really observe Passover that closely,I thought it was a lot of silly fuss about nothing. As I get older, I have really begun to appreciate the tradition of it. It doesn't matter whether or not we believe in the "miracles,", what matters is that we honor a tradition and an event that goes back more than three thousand years and tells the story of how one group can make another one suffer. We can tell the story, and we should. Maybe we must.

As I sat at my friend's table last night, and we took turns reading from the Hagaddah (theirs was a retro version with faded color photos of people I gather were in Israel back in the early 60's), I realized that with the retelling of the story, we not only celebrate a cultural heritage with each other and with those who want to learn, but we hopefully are reminded that evil and oppression are not yet vanquished. I would like to think that in the retelling of the Passover story, each person is reminded to be a better person from that moment on.

And that's a good start

Happy Passover